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Victoria’s Secret model Miranda Kerr has apparently not only split up with boyfriend Orlando Bloom, but is now also hooking up with greasy, firecrotch-coining Brandon Davis.
I’m having trouble coming up with the proper analogy…
Dating Orlando Bloom : Dating Brandon Davis ::
Dating Johnny Depp : Handjob From Fingerless Tranny
Filet Mignon : A Turd, Prepared By Lisa From Top Chef
Vacation in Hawaii : Playing in a Chuck E. Cheese Ball Pen With Herp Instead Of Balls
Casablanca : Being Beaten in the Scrotum with the Epic Movie Film Canister
Christmas Day : Celebrating the 60-Year Anniversary of the Short Story “The Lottery” By Stoning a Random Child To Death, Then Sleeping With a Fat, Greasy Oil Heir
Kitten : Literally The Holocaust
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