Congrats to wee Smash, for her prize winning "Naked Hacked Up Chick Cake". I'm so proud to blog about one of my besties winning an office Halloween bake-off. (Even if it is a tad creepy)
Thursday
"Naked Hacked Up Chick Cake"
Congrats to wee Smash, for her prize winning "Naked Hacked Up Chick Cake". I'm so proud to blog about one of my besties winning an office Halloween bake-off. (Even if it is a tad creepy)
PINS!
I love this city.
Who wants to go see Paul Insect??
AND, he's hittin the streets... so keep a look out!!
Who wants to go see Paul Insect??
AND, he's hittin the streets... so keep a look out!!
Wednesday
Tuesday
Ahoy, it be Halloween Matey!
In honor of our Thursday night Halloween plans for the Castro, I have been practicing my Pirate speak...
Pirate Phrases
Aaaarrrrgggghhhh! - exhortation of discontent or disgust
Ahoy! - Hello!
Ahoy, Matey - Hello, my friend!
Ahoy, me Hearties! - the same as saying "Hello, my friends!"
All hand hoay! - comparable to all hands on deck
Avast ye - stop and check this out or pay attention
Aye - yes
Batten down the hatches - put everything away on the ship and tie everything down because a storm is brewing
Bilge-sucking - insult
Blimey! - exhortation of surprise
Blow me down! - expression of shock of disbelief akin to "Holy Crap!"
Blow the man down - command to kill someone
Booty - treasure
Buccaneer - a pirate
Crow's nest - small platform atop the mast where the lookout stands
Cutlass - short heavy curved bladed sword used by pirates
Davy Jones' Locker - fabled, mythical place at the bottom of the ocean where the evil spirit of Davy Jones brings sailor and pirates to die
Doubloons - other coins or found in pirate hoards and stashes
Feed the fish - will soon die
Hang 'im from the yardarm - punishment of those captured in battle
Head - the pirate ship's toilet
Heave Ho - give it some muscle and push it
Hempen Halter - a noose for hanging
Hornswaggle - to defraud or cheat out of money or belongings
Jacob's Ladder - the rope ladder one uses to climb aboard a sloop
Jolly Roger - pirate's flag including white skull and crossbones over a black field
Lad, lass, lassie - a younger person
Landlubber - big, slow clumsy person who doesn't know how to sail
Old Salt - an experienced sailor
Pillage - rob, sack or plunder
Poop deck - the part of the ship farthest to the back, which is usually above the captain's quarters. This is not the bathroom.
Privateer - government-sponsored pirates
Rum - pirate's traditional alcoholic beverage
Savvy? - do you understand and do you agree?
Scallywag - mild insult akin to rapscallion or rogue
Scurvy dog - the pirate is talking directly to you with mild insult
Scuttle - to sink a ship
Shark bait - will soon join Davy Jones' Locker
Shipshape - cleaned up and under control
Shiver me timbers! - comparable to "Holy Crap!"
Son of a Biscuit Eater - insult directed towards someone you don't like
Thar she blows! - Whale sighting
Three sheets to the wind - someone who is very drunk. One sheet is mildly drunk and four sheets is passed out.
Walk the plank - punishment in which person walks off a board jutting over the side of the ship while at sea. The consequence is drowning and a visit to Davy Jones' Locker.
Yo Ho Ho - cheerful exhortation to demand attention
Pirate Phrases
Aaaarrrrgggghhhh! - exhortation of discontent or disgust
Ahoy! - Hello!
Ahoy, Matey - Hello, my friend!
Ahoy, me Hearties! - the same as saying "Hello, my friends!"
All hand hoay! - comparable to all hands on deck
Avast ye - stop and check this out or pay attention
Aye - yes
Batten down the hatches - put everything away on the ship and tie everything down because a storm is brewing
Bilge-sucking - insult
Blimey! - exhortation of surprise
Blow me down! - expression of shock of disbelief akin to "Holy Crap!"
Blow the man down - command to kill someone
Booty - treasure
Buccaneer - a pirate
Crow's nest - small platform atop the mast where the lookout stands
Cutlass - short heavy curved bladed sword used by pirates
Davy Jones' Locker - fabled, mythical place at the bottom of the ocean where the evil spirit of Davy Jones brings sailor and pirates to die
Doubloons - other coins or found in pirate hoards and stashes
Feed the fish - will soon die
Hang 'im from the yardarm - punishment of those captured in battle
Head - the pirate ship's toilet
Heave Ho - give it some muscle and push it
Hempen Halter - a noose for hanging
Hornswaggle - to defraud or cheat out of money or belongings
Jacob's Ladder - the rope ladder one uses to climb aboard a sloop
Jolly Roger - pirate's flag including white skull and crossbones over a black field
Lad, lass, lassie - a younger person
Landlubber - big, slow clumsy person who doesn't know how to sail
Old Salt - an experienced sailor
Pillage - rob, sack or plunder
Poop deck - the part of the ship farthest to the back, which is usually above the captain's quarters. This is not the bathroom.
Privateer - government-sponsored pirates
Rum - pirate's traditional alcoholic beverage
Savvy? - do you understand and do you agree?
Scallywag - mild insult akin to rapscallion or rogue
Scurvy dog - the pirate is talking directly to you with mild insult
Scuttle - to sink a ship
Shark bait - will soon join Davy Jones' Locker
Shipshape - cleaned up and under control
Shiver me timbers! - comparable to "Holy Crap!"
Son of a Biscuit Eater - insult directed towards someone you don't like
Thar she blows! - Whale sighting
Three sheets to the wind - someone who is very drunk. One sheet is mildly drunk and four sheets is passed out.
Walk the plank - punishment in which person walks off a board jutting over the side of the ship while at sea. The consequence is drowning and a visit to Davy Jones' Locker.
Yo Ho Ho - cheerful exhortation to demand attention
Yves Saint Laurent
The de Young keeps blowing my mind with their recent choices of exibitions. On November 1st, a forty-year retrospective of the work of the late Yves Saint Laurent opens at the de Young Museum. The exhibition will include over 130 accessorized outfits belonging to the Foundation Pierre Bergé – Yves Saint Laurent as well as Saint Laurent’s drawings, photographs and videos.
For more info on the de Young, click here.
"In the 1960s Yves Saint Laurent made an indelible mark on fashion with clothing emblematic of the new modernity. Yves Saint Laurent, organized by FAMSF and The Montreal Museum of Fine Arts in collaboration with the Fondation Pierre Bergé-Yves Saint Laurent, explores the designs that made Saint Laurent famous, and his inspirations drawn from art, theatre, history, literature, and nature. This exhibition contains nearly 130 accessorized garments and sketches illustrating the lines, colors, and fundamentals of Saint Laurent’s work. This is the only U.S. venue. A catalogue accompanies this exhibition."
For more info on the de Young, click here.
Monday
Mix of the Day
Track List:
Feist - 1234 (Van She Remix)
Hot Hot Heat - Let Me In (Junior Sanchez Mix)
Does It Offend You, Yeah? - Let's Make Out (Extended)
Daft Punk - Around The World (Villians Mix)
Yelle - A Case des Garcons (Riot In Belgium Mix)
K.I.M. - Wet & Wild (Midnight Juggernauts Mix)
Does It Offend You, Yeah? - Weird Science
Justice feat. Uffie - The Party (LA Riots Mix)
Kavinsky - Testarossa Autodrive (Sebastian Mix)
Danger - 11h30
Bloc Party - Hunting For Witches (Villians Mix)
The Presets - My People
Funniest Baby Potential
My favorite celebrity couple had a baby!
Archie Arnett was born on Saturday and weighed in at 8 lbs., 1 oz., their rep Lewis Kay said in a statement.
“Amy, Will and Archie are all healthy and resting comfortably,” Kay said.
Friday
RIP Sim Card
My Treo totally screwed me. It was sitting on my desk, in it's usual hidden spot, to the right of my computer, when all of a sudden... it restarted. But this wasn't just any old restart- this was a system restart. I lost everything. EVERYTHING. My contacts, photos, videos, ring tones, text messages, you name it. Even my high score on the dumb jewel game.
I can't believe how upset I am. And the fact that I am so upset and reliant on an electronic device is making me even more upset. BLEH.
I can't believe how upset I am. And the fact that I am so upset and reliant on an electronic device is making me even more upset. BLEH.
Thursday
A Smash Visit!!
My teeny tiny pint-sized pixie Smashley is coming on Nov 6th!! So obvi, since it's a thursday we are going to...
Where we're gonna do the D.A.N.C.E.
YAY for Thursdays!
Where we're gonna do the D.A.N.C.E.
YAY for Thursdays!
Dirty Saturday
Hair as an erotic subject matter.
The films of Alexander Jodorovsky.
Retro-futurism.
Metaphysical Naturalism.
Vampyros Lesbos soundtrack.
Brasilian soft-porn from the 70's.
AUTISTA mashes up all of the above and brings to OXENROSE Salon & Gallery its up and coming exhibit:
THE DIRTY HAIRY SHOW.
OPENING RECEPTION AT OXENROSE WITH JUXTAPOZ MAGAZINE
SATRUDAY OCTOBER 25TH, 2008 8-11:30PM!
DRINKS, MUSIC, FILM, MEET THE ARTISTS!
Wednesday
HELLO HALLOWEEN PLANSSS!
October 31, 2008
Friday
Popscene and MEZZANINE present
Halloween
Featuring
Yelle
Plus
Passion Pit
Funeral Party
Plus DJ Set by
Popscene DJs
Aaron Axelsen & Omar
Doors at 9 PM
$20 Advance
$25 Day of Show
Presale tickets @ ticketweb.com
Mix of the day.
I love me some DJ Edgartronic.
Track List:
The Presets - A New Sky
Rapture - I Need Your Love (Ewan Pearson Mix)
Depeche Mode - Behind The Wheel (Shep Pettibone Mix)
Hercules & Love Affair feat. Antony Hegarty - Blind (Club Mix)
The Presets - This Boy's In Love (Lifelike Mix)
Real Life - Send Me An Angel '89
Cut Copy - Lights And Music
LCD Soundsystem - Get Innocuous (Soulwax Remix)
Hot Chip - Ready For The Floor (Extended Mix)
Royksopp - What Else Is There (Vitalic Mix)
Goldfrapp - Number 1 (Braxe & Falke Mix)
Cut Copy - Hearts On Fire
Los Prisioners - Estrechez De Corazon
New Order - 1963
Track List:
The Presets - A New Sky
Rapture - I Need Your Love (Ewan Pearson Mix)
Depeche Mode - Behind The Wheel (Shep Pettibone Mix)
Hercules & Love Affair feat. Antony Hegarty - Blind (Club Mix)
The Presets - This Boy's In Love (Lifelike Mix)
Real Life - Send Me An Angel '89
Cut Copy - Lights And Music
LCD Soundsystem - Get Innocuous (Soulwax Remix)
Hot Chip - Ready For The Floor (Extended Mix)
Royksopp - What Else Is There (Vitalic Mix)
Goldfrapp - Number 1 (Braxe & Falke Mix)
Cut Copy - Hearts On Fire
Los Prisioners - Estrechez De Corazon
New Order - 1963
Monday
Thursday
Best of Craig's List...
If you haven't read any of the 'best of' craig's list ads, I suggest you get right on that. Here are some recent good ones:
You bit my leg while I was passed out and I never got to ask your name- w4m
Free Broken Time Machine
To my neighbor who I saw pooping in his yard yesterday- w4m
I was the girl your wife was going down on when you came home- w4m
Trade my hot wife for 2 celts tickets!
You bit my leg while I was passed out and I never got to ask your name- w4m
Free Broken Time Machine
To my neighbor who I saw pooping in his yard yesterday- w4m
I was the girl your wife was going down on when you came home- w4m
Trade my hot wife for 2 celts tickets!
Wednesday
Danity Kane -2
Shocker of the day:
For the full story, click here.
Now she can really sing 'Damaged'... maybe she got kicked out for doing too many 'strip tease's... or maybe cause shes a 'bad girl'... OK, I'll stop.
Aubrey O'Day And D. Woods Kicked Out Of Danity Kane, Diddy AnnouncesDismissal announced during the live season-three finale of 'Making the Band 4.'
For the full story, click here.
MTVNow she can really sing 'Damaged'... maybe she got kicked out for doing too many 'strip tease's... or maybe cause shes a 'bad girl'... OK, I'll stop.
I saw this toilet on Friday, and screamed. Not because it was disgusting (it was) but because some super cool person made a slew of "Angela Chase" bumperstickers.
If you don't know who Angela Chase is, you must have been living under a rock in the 90s.
Click here to see a some-what-creepy, but very informative shrine to My So-Called Life.
It's worth checking out, if for no other reason than to drool over Jordan Catalano...again
Talk like Yoda, we do.
Props to Ginger, for finding the above jem.
Now Ginger, a widget, for you this is:
Quote of the Day
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle.
Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole
one and prayed for forgiveness.
- Emo Philips
Oh, Chico!
Riot breaks out in Chico - Online Exclusives
The best thing about this article were the comments... this one especially:
chico alky
posted 10/12/08 @ 11:29 AM PST
fuck all u squares the riots were hella fun
Reckoner
http://radioheadremix.com/
*Blake sent me this website full of goodness. Over 1,000 remixes of Radiohead's 'Reckoner'.
Reckoner is probably my most favorite song Radiohead has ever done. And if you know me, I luv 'da rmx, so this site pretty much rules.
*Blake sent me this website full of goodness. Over 1,000 remixes of Radiohead's 'Reckoner'.
Reckoner is probably my most favorite song Radiohead has ever done. And if you know me, I luv 'da rmx, so this site pretty much rules.
Friday
Famous, again!
In this issue of Life & Style, on page 35, you can find the flower headband I made(for Nikki to give to Katie to wear the night of her bachelorette party in Vegas).
It is this picture, from another angle:
RAD.
I should start an etsy sore...
...Oh yeah, and thats Michael Phelps.
Famous.
This picture is circa 2005- and can currently be found in the national Sorority Pledge Book for all new members.
BAH- if they only knew what we did when we lived in the house...
Thursday
Thumbs Up!
Stuff White People Like- Book Tour!
Saturday, October 25th - San Francisco, CA
Time TBA
Booksmith Bookstore
1644 Haight St.
San Francisco, CA 94117
If you don't know, now you know.
My friend Bob is the shit. Thank you for making my blog look cool!!!
Rock 'n Roll the fuck out.
September 11–October 18, 2008
West Coast Premiere
Rock 'n' Roll
by Tom Stoppard
Directed by Carey Perloff
A rapturous, decades-spanning tale of Prague's rock revolution, Tom Stoppard's Rock 'n' Roll follows the passions and politics of a Marxist professor in Cambridge and his Rolling Stones–obsessed protégé fighting for freedom in Soviet-dominated Prague. Nominated for four 2008 Tony Awards, Rock 'n' Roll pulsates to the beat of the Stones, Pink Floyd, and Syd Barrett, Floyd's disturbed genius, whose reclusive life becomes a haunting motif of the play.
"Triumphant . . . Stoppard's finest play"
The New York Times
*SO I saw this lovely piece of shit play, and the only thing I enjoyed was the soundtrack of classic rock playing during the scene changes. I don't want to hear a crappy dude rant about how politics influence music in real life, let alone a play. At least in real life I can pretened like I'm listening, smile and nod, and continue to scam on other crappy dudes.
It also could have been that I was so distracted by our crew talking and laughing the whole time, and getting evil eyes from other play-goers. We ended up leaving a third of the way in, only to gather in the theatre bar and be judged as "first years" by an older, harsh faced woman. Good thing I got the tickets for free.
I would still date a T Rex.
Dating has become pretty ferocious, so this is pretty legit.
http://mingle2.com/blog/view/dating-tyrannosaurus
http://mingle2.com/blog/view/dating-tyrannosaurus
Wednesday
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